February 27, 2021

Will Rogers on the Calendar

 . . . they have destroyed an American Institution,
and ruined the only Calendar that a child ever had.
That was the Saturday Night Bath. Nowadays a
Child just grows up in ignorance. From the Cradle
to the Altar he didn't know what day of the week it is.
In those good old days he knew that the next morning
after that weekly Ear washing he was going to Sunday
School. Now he has not only eliminated the Bath on
Saturday but has practically eliminated the Sunday School,
for neither he nor his Parents know when Sunday comes.