September 30, 2017

Saturday Smile Day

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking 
around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting Flies,” he responded.
“Oh! Did you kill any?” she asked..
“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”
He responded, “3 were on a pizza, 2 were on the telephone.”