January 19, 2017

Grizzly Bears and Guns

"The nominee to run the Department of Education said schools might need guns to fend off grizzly bears. Thank God for her common-sense approach. When I was growing up in Indiana, it wasn't uncommon for grizzly bears to attack our school three or four times a week. Mrs. Frazier, our art teacher, would chase them down with a paper cutter, but could never get them to keep their paws in place while she lowered the cutting arm. Lord, those were hard times."    
Philip Gulley