March 24, 2012

Saturday Smile

Nine year Herman was asked by his mother what had
been taught in Sunday school. 

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind 
enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of 
Egypt.  When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers 
build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across 
safely.  Then, he used his walkie-talkie to radio 
headquarters for reinforcements.  They sent bombers to blow
up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved." 

"Now, Herman, is that really what your teacher told you?" 
the mother asked. 

"Well, no, Mom.  But, if I told it the way the teacher did, 
you'd never believe it!"