August 13, 2011

Saturday Smile

A lady was browsing through everything at a yard sale and 
said to the hostess, "My husband is going to be so upset 
when he finds out I stopped at a yard sale."

"I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the 
bargains you found," the hostess replied.

"Normally, yes," the lady said. "But he just broke his leg, 
and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have 
it set."