May 7, 2011

Saturday Smile

An extremely shy fellow brings his date a bouquet of
flowers. She's so overcome she throws her arms
around him and kisses him long and hard.
After the kiss, red-faced, he turns and bolts for the door.
"Oh, I'm sorry," she says. "I didn't mean to offend you."

"You didn't," he replies. "I'm just going for more flowers."