March 26, 2011

Saturday Smile

Doctor:  "I see you're over a month late for your appointment.
Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and
regular attention?  What's your excuse?"

Patient:  "I was just following your orders, Doc."

Doctor:  "Following my orders?  What are you talking about?  I
gave you no such order."

Patient:  "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."