February 12, 2011

Saturday Smile

Norman and his wife Marina live in Michigan. One winter
morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer
say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the EVEN numbered side of the
street, so that the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and with much huffing and puffing
moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow
today. You must park your car on the ODD numbered side
of the street, so that the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week, again during breakfast, the radio announcer
says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park...........",
then the electric power goes out.

Marina says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."
Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this
time? Until you get your drivers license back, I am not going
to buy you any gas anyway."