October 23, 2010

Saturday Smile

From:  Dear Webby's Humor Letter 

Leaving Montreal, Quebec, I decide to make a stop at one of
those rest areas on the side of the road. As I go in the
washroom, the first stall is taken so I go in the second stall. As
I sit down, I hear a voice from the next stall..."Hi there, how is it
going?"

I'm not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in
washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to do so
finally I say: "Not bad..."

The voice says, "So, what are you doing?"
Talk about your dumb questions. I am starting to find this a bit
weird, but I say: "Well, I'm just going to the bathroom, then I'm
going back east..."

Then I hear the person say all flustered: "Look I'll call you
back, every time I ask you a question the idiot in the next stall
answers."