June 12, 2010

Saturday Smile

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody
complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled.
"I have walked 5 miles in the open air day after day
for some 75 years now."

The celebrants were impressed and asked how he
managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.

"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years
ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge.
Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved
wrong would go outside and take a walk, for 5 miles."