November 21, 2009

Saturday Smile

From a newspaper clipping:

Reflections on the economy
  • The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
  • CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
  • McDonald's is selling a quarter-ouncer.
  • The Mafia has quit buying judges.
  • A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
  • Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen.
  • If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call and ask if they meant you or them.