August 22, 2009

Saturday Smile

A duck walks into a butcher shop and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The owner, confused, tells the duck that no, his shop doesn't sell grapes.
The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the owner tells him that, no, the shop does not sell grapes,
has never sold grapes, and furthermore, will never sell grapes.
The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day the duck returns, but before he can say anything,
the owner begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a butcher shop!
We do not sell grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again,
I will nail your stupid duck beak to the counter!"

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the owner says no. "Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"