July 18, 2009

Saturday Smile

With the help of a fertility specialist,
a 65 year old woman has a baby. All
her relatives come to visit and meet
the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the baby, the 65
year old mother says
"not yet."

A little later they ask again to see the
baby. Again the mother says "not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"

And the mother says, "When the baby cries."

They all ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "because I forgot where I put it."