June 20, 2009

Saturday Smile

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father, who was a minister, if they
could discuss the use of the car. His father took
him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a
deal with you. You bring your grades up, study
your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll
talk about it."

After about a month the boy came back and
again asked his father if they could discuss use
of the car. They again went to the father's study
where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud
of you. You have brought your grades up, you've
studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get
your hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment and replied,
"You know Dad, I've been thinking about that.
You know, Samson had long hair, Moses
had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even
Jesus had long hair...."

To which his father replied... "Hmmm, maybe
THAT's why nobody lent them a car !"