May 23, 2009

Saturday Smile

A couple trying to break into society hosted a dinner party.
As
the guests were enjoying their dinner salad,
the maid called
the hostess from the table.
The maid informed her that the cat

had climbed on the kitchen table and eaten
a large portion of
the salmon's midsection.

The hostess decided to quickly drive to the corner store
to get
some cans of tuna and fill
the eaten portion with and other
camouflage.

As the guests were enjoying the fish, the maid called the
hostess into the kitchen and announced while wringing her hands,
"Madam, the cat is dead."

The hostess and her husband informed the guests and
suggested it might be best if everyone went to the hospital and
had their stomachs pumped.

Returning home, the couple asked the maid where she had put
the cat. "It is still out on the road where you ran ran over it on
the way back from the store."