February 21, 2009

Saturday Smile

How To Clean A Cat
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1. Dress in leather welder's jacket and pants

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet,
close both lids and stand on them

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite
effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that
there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Jump off the toilet as far as you can. Don't worry about
opening the lids. The cat will do that automatically.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run
outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,
The DOG