September 20, 2008

Saturday Smile

A priest and a minister are standing by the road, pounding
a sign into the ground. The sign reads:

"The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!"

A car speeds past them, the driver yelling,
"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

There is the sound of screeching tires followed by a big splash.

The priest turns to the minister and asks, "Do you think the sign
should just say 'Bridge Out?'"