June 15, 2008

Smile for Today

My husband told me to meet him at the hardware store.

While wandering through the aisles looking for him, one of the nice young ladies who worked there asked me if she could help me find something.

I replied, "Oh, I'm just looking for my husband."

She grinned and replied, "Afraid I can't help you with that; we used to carry husbands, but not any more; we kept getting too many returns."