May 10, 2010

Monday Mini-Sermon

An atheist was fishing in Scotland. He was having a really restful day, even though his catch was nothing to brag about. Suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. The monster flipped his boat over, snatched him out of the water and tossed him high into the air. The monster opened his mouth awaiting the morsel to fall in.

The atheist, realizing he was doomed, cried out in a loud voice, “Oh, my God! Help me!”

Immediately, he froze in midair. And as he hung there a voice came from the heavens, “I thought you did not believe in me.”

“Give me a break, God,” the former atheist pleaded. “A minute ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster either.”

They say that our experience does affect our belief.