January 16, 2010

Saturday Smile

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a
pretty girl asked: "I want to buy this material for a
new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only a kiss a yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his
face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the
cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up
the package and pointed to a little old lady standing
beside her.

"Grandma will pay the bill," she smiled.