December 5, 2009

Saturday Smile

Jay and Nancy live in Chicago. One winter
morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches
of snow today. You must park your car on the even
numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can
get through."

Nancy goes out and moves their car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow
can get through."

Nancy goes out and moves their car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when
the radio announcer says "We are expecting 10 to
12 inches of snow today. You must park...",
then the electric power goes out.

Nancy says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."

Jay says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time?"