October 24, 2009

Saturday Smile

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story
of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part
of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the
farmer.

She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the
farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what
do you think that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he
said: 'Holy Cow! A talking chicken!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10
minutes.