September 26, 2009

Saturday Smile

After the plane reached a comfortable cruising
altitude, the captain made an announcement over the
intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain
speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop
from Calgary to Denver. The weather ahead is good
and therefore we should have a smooth and
uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY
GOD, NO, AHHH!!!"

Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain
came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you
earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant
brought me a cup of very hot coffee
and spilled it in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said,
"That's nothing!
............He should see the BACK of MINE!"