September 5, 2009

Saturday Smile

Overheard in the elevator:

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic.

Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked
over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang
doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next
to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
back she was halfway over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee,
and it spilled all over the keyboard on my
laptop!