July 25, 2009

Saturday Smile

Joe and his wife get along just great, except
that she's a "backseat driver" second to none.
After years of putting up with her pestering, he
finally decided he'd had enough and advised
her that he would no longer drive with her in
the car.

Later that day, on his way home from doing
some shopping at the mall, he heard his cell
phone ring as he was merging onto a freeway.

It was his wife calling.
By chance, she had entered the freeway right
behind him.
"Honey," she said, "your turn signal is still on.
And put on your lights; it's starting to rain."